During menstrua-tion,the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger is reduced.

妇女来月经时中指的敏感性会降低。

Well, fingers crossed and hearts crescented that the Grim Reaper or Azrael do not read the Guardian.

好吧，食指和中指交叉（译注：一种求好运的手），那个狰狞的持镰收者（译注：指神）或者使不要读到卫报吧。